Hee quite funny ad by Ikea. Especially the one the woman sucks up the shoe lace. Wah Biang! Cannot imagine the taste of it. Good work!

Enjoy! Happy holiday! Although I don't celebrate Vesak Day but I welcome Holidays with open arm

Reli cannot take it. Every now and then chat windows keep popping up. from 9 - 6 pm, my services is catering to

1) replying messages

2) giving advises and

3) solutions.

Sorry bosses, my actual working hour starts after 6pm. Damn!

People complain complain and trying to justify their action and behavior. Oei! Get lost la. No time for U now ..can complain after 6? I will switch on to complain mode for my messagers That way .. everyone is happy!! Yeah! Sigh. Not gonna work. People are resistant to changes. So … they just wouldn't give up complaining during office hours. People … changes bring u new meaning to life So complain after work k even it is about work. After 6 k I be very patience & listen. REALLY!! I wouldn't give u any shitty advise. I'll just listen and u can dream up all the solutions u can bring yrself ya.

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Why why why there's jam everywhere? I just wanna go home smoothly. Smooth traffic. No stupid cars slowing down to see some chicks along Geylang. Get down d car la. Why waste other pple's time and hog d road. Hmp. Now they even got those mobile Ge Tai. Those ah naa, ah beng, ah pek, all ham sum pple get away from my path, pls. Hmp. I want to go home for dinner!!! I need to eat

oh btw, i'm blogging through my mobile. Hee. So cool right? Able to blog & bitch abt pple along my journey home :}

Found this articles after a well-deserved email spring cleaning (3years of undeleted emails).

Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team. Please forward to all your well wishers

How true is it? Take it a punch of salt. Then again, better to be safe than sorry :p 

Beetle on little hand

china banana boy

The grass is greener @ the other side

Sunflower to shine up yr Day ~ from Syikin

S1 : Where's for dinner?

S2: Any recommendation?

M: Go Indulgz Bistro lah! Xiaxue recommended 1 leh. U read her blog - http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2006/12/indulgzing-is-not-just-for-super-rich.html

S1 & S2: Let's go! =)

By this point of time, three of us were reli (REALLY) excited and looking forward to the dinner.

When we reached the restaurant, a group of teenagers already occupied 1 whole stretch of the dining area. I believed they are the fans of xiaxue too. Why? They dress like her. They put on the same kinda makeup like her. They swear like her. THEY ARE IMPOSERS!!!

The music is nice and smooth … the atmosp there were kinda chill and cool. The waiter serve us the menu (no water yet). HMP. 

S1 : Don't know what to eat leh.

M: I want to eat the mushroom thing.

M: And the calamari too.

S2: why u order so much.

M: We shared ma. 

M: I want the mushroom wrap!!!

S1: What u all want to drink huh?

M: Cocktail got 2nd glass got 50% off. Let's order that.

M: Oei! Hoegarden got 3 for the price of 2 Let's order that!! 

S1 & S2L: Okies!

After ordering, it took some time before our drinks come (still no water yet). Our hoegarden beers came. After a sip, ermmm … yr hoegarden taste weird anot? Ermm .. they put lemon is it? How come taste so funny? They add water is it? After sometime some debuting, i cannot take it. “Excuse me!!” I waved my hand up. “Sorry, the beer taste kinda weird. Did u happen to add something to it?”. The waitress “sorry, i help u to get a new one. How abt the rest?”. “ya, same.” i replied.

She came back after a while and took a new bottle (explanation: ours came in mug not in bottle) and pour right infront of me and apologized b4 she walk off. We were waiting for her to come back & change the other 2. Waiting waiting & waiting…. nothing leh. Nvr come back leh. Then we talked among ourselves.How come only 1 bottle? How like that? U drink mine ..the same like yrs anot? Different right? Mine is light, while yrs got a bitter aftertaste. How? Want to change? S1 insisted “the same la”. S2 said she can't tell the different. So we let go of the matter.

Our food came .. what a disappointment too.

:( It taste funny too till i've no word for it. After that, i lost my appetite, no more photos taking of the horrible restaurant. The calamari tasted of flour. Only a few lumpy rubbery pcs. My mushroom wrap *sob* fill with veg and only a few pcs of sliced mushrooms. DISAPPOINTMENT DISAPPOINTMENT DISAPPOINTMENT . Is all I've to say.

I left the restaurant filled with unhappiness, hunger and burn a hole in my pocket. No way I'm going back there. And then again, do not listen to blogger's recommendation. then again, u nvr know how good or how bad if u nvr try. Oh that was a BAD TRY. Oh well.

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2 girls arrived home fr Sunday school. “Mother,” one said, “our teacher told up that we must come to Jesus if we want to be saved fr our sins. But how can we come to Him wen we can't c Him?” “Did u call & ask me 2get u a drink of water last night?” replied mother. “Yes, mother.” “Did u c me wen u asked me?” “No, but i knew that u wld hear me & get it for me.” “Well, that is juz d way to come to Jesus. U cannot c Him, but He is near & hears every word u say.” The Lord Jesus can hear YOU. U can come to Him & ask Him to save u fr yr sins. Then u can talk to Him anytime abt anything!